life just really sucks when youre doing the same things over and over and nothing good or exciting ever happens

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What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

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when you get into a fight with your mom and your dad doesn’t take your side

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*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!


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I cared once. Fucked me up.
(via doreishounen)

(Source: perfectionisodd)

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